Jade is my python bot on irc.borknet.org.

Why have a bot?
Well i was bored one day back in the year 2005 and ozafy suggested learning the tcl scripting language. which i dident do and decided on http://inamidst.com/phenny/

Why the name jade?
if you search a thesaurus for bored you get
Main Entry: blasé
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: nonchalant
Synonyms: apathetic, bored, cloyed, cool, disenchanted, disentranced, fed up, glutted, indifferent, jaded, knowing, laid back, lukewarm, mellow, mondaine, offhand, satiated, sick of, sophisticate, sophisticated, surfeited, unconcerned, unexcited, uninterested, unmoved, weary, world-weary
Antonyms: eager, enthusiastic, excited
Source: Roget’s New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

What are the commands available:

• .char <seq> - Get info about a sequence.
• .cp <regexp> - Search for a particular Unicode codepoint.
• .pc <utf-8> - Discover a utf-8 encoded codepoint.
• .ety <word> - Return a word’s etymology.
• .img <query> - Google image search for <query>.
• .g <query> - Google for <query> and return the top result.
• .calc <query> - Return the Googlecalc for <query>.
• .gc <query> - Return the Googlecount for <query>.
• .rate <query> - Return the rocks/sucks rating for <query>.
• .head <URI> - Perform an HTTP HEAD on URI.
• .mw <word> - Search for the definition of word on m-w.
• tell <nick> <blargh> - I’ll remind nick about blargh.
• .repres <str> - Return the representation of <str>.
• .seen <nick> - Reports when <nick> was last seen.
• .map <postcode> - Get a streetmap URI for UK <postcode>.
• .swhack <s> - Search for <s> in Swhack’s logs.
• .thesaurus <word> - Get <word>’s synonyms.
• remind me in <hours>:<mins>:<secs> … - Set a
  timer.
• .t [ <timezone> ] - Returns the current time
• .val <URI> - Validate <URI> using validator.w3.org.
• .w <word> - Returns the definition of <word> using
  WordNet.

What scripts are installed?
From fredrick.conf
source scripts/bofh.tcl
source scripts/decide100.tcl
source scripts/peak1.8.tcl
source scripts/qauth.tcl
source scripts/incith-google.tcl
source scripts/alltools.tcl
source scripts/action.fix.tcl
source scripts/hal-learn.tcl
source scripts/controlbot.tcl
source scripts/getops.tcl
source scripts/fzcommands3.0.tcl
source scripts/pubcmds.tcl